Green Man Picnic Pie

 

Filling:

 

3 cloves garlic

2 medium red onions

2 large zucchinis

1/4 c. olive oil

4 purple potatoes

3 c. peas

6 c. baby spinach or young nettles

2 c. ricotta cheese

2 Tbs. chopped fresh mint

1/4 c. chopped fresh basil

1 lemon

salt and pepper

2 green olives

 

Pastry:

 

4 2/3 cups all-purpose flour

1/3 c. powdered dried nettle or spinach

1 tsp. salt

1/2 tsp. baking powder

1 1/4 c. unsalted butter

2/3 c. ice-cold water

1 beaten egg, to glaze

3 Tbs. milk

 

Begin the pastry: sift the flour, spinach or nettle powder, salt, and baking powder into a large mixing bowl. Cut in the butter and rub until the mixture looks like fine crumbs. Stir in enough cold water to make a firm but not stiff dough. Divide the dough into 2 equal parts. Lightly knead each half until smooth, then form into a ball and wrap in plastic wrap and chill for 20 minutes.  Meanwhile, prepare your vegetables: preheat the oven to 400F. Slice the onions thinly, peel and slice the garlic into thin slices, slice the zucchinis lengthwise, and peel the potatoes and slice them into 1/2” slices. Place the potato slices on a baking tray and drizzle with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Add the zucchini slices, also drizzled with olive oil and seasoned with salt and pepper. It’s best to keep the vegetables separate. Cook until everything is tender, about 20 minutes.  Meanwhile, heat a large pan over medium-high heat. Cook the onions for about 10 minutes, or until caramelized. Add the garlic and saute until cooked, then remove from heat.  Cook the peas in a small pan over medium heat until they are soft. Roughly mash with a fork and mix in the mint.  Bring a pot of water to boil and dump in the spinach or nettles, then immediately strain it out. Let it cool, then squeeze it dry and chop it up.  Add the ricotta to the spinach and mix well. Grate in lemon zest from 1 lemon and mix in well. Add the chopped basil and salt and pepper to taste.  After chilling, roll the dough out on a lightly floured table to just over 1/4” thick. Press into the cake pan, pushing out any wrinkles or air bubbles. Make sure there are no tears or holes; you can press more dough into any areas that look thin or broken.  Preheat your oven to 350F with a baking sheet inside. Fill the pie by first placing a layer of purple potato slices, then half of the ricotta-nettle mixture. Top with the zucchini slices, then the pea puree. Add the red onions. Spread the rest of the ricotta mixture and top with more potato slices. Place 2 slices on the top of the layer where the cheeks will be, and a smaller slice for the chin. Cut a long triangle out of another piece for the nose. This gives some depth to the decorations in the  next step. Make sure to pack the fillings in there well, removing any pockets of air.  Decorate the pie: Roll a thin layer of the remaining dough out and cover the top. You should see some lumps where the nose, chin, and cheeks are. Place the green olives for the eyes, then cut some thin crescent-shaped pieces of dough out to place around them to look like eyelids. “Glue” in place using a little bit of the milk brushed on. Sculpt a nose out of some more of the dough and place on the pie, poking small air holes inside the nostrils. Again, use milk to attach it. Sculpt lips out of small tapered “snakes” of dough and attach them as well. Cut leaf shapes out of the remaining dough, rolled fairly thin, and impress veins on them with the back of a butter knife. Glue in place. Make sure none of the leaves are overlapping the pan’s edge, otherwise it will be difficult to remove the pan without breaking them off. Once you’re happy with your decorations, beat the egg with a tiny bit of water until smooth and brush the top of the pie with the mixture, reserving some for later.

 

Bake your pie at 350F on the preheated baking sheet for 30 minutes, then cover the top with tinfoil and cook for another 30-40.

 

Remove the cooked pie from the oven and leave to cool and firm up for 20 minutes before carefully removing the cooking mold and placing the pie on a cookie sheet. Brush the sides with beaten eggs to glaze, then return it to the oven to bake for another 4-5 minutes until golden and shiny. Remove and leave to cool, then transfer to a serving plate.