The Mom I Want to Be

Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?

Because he was having a coffin fit.

 

What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?

I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

 

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’

Cos everyone was a goblin

 

Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?

It was a stake sandwich.

 

Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?

A blood hound.

 

What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?

A dead ringer.

 

What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?

Spare ribs!

 

Who was the most famous French skeleton?

Napoleon bone-apart

 

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No body